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[Furrytired]

The way my daughter plays the clarinet, it is considered an offensive weapon. She could be used by the military as a secret weapon, 30 minutes of her playing and the subversives would be spilling all.

Consider yourself very lucky ... my daughter brought home a cornet, sadly it wasn't an ice cream cornet!

[Ogre]

Hmph, when I was a kid I brought home a tenor horn. I was made to practise in the outside loo until the neighbours got up a petition.