ForgeCorvus wrote:....If they're a bit stiff and hard to open.....
Must.... Resist.... Lowering.... Tone....
ForgeCorvus wrote:....If they're a bit stiff and hard to open.....
Ahhh, I didn't know sorrry.Deeps wrote:Coincidentally the guy who invented velcro has just died.....RIP.sniper 55 wrote:Oh I'm hooked on velcro... Waits for groans....Holomon wrote:Possibly one of the funniest threads here in a while!
To answer a couple of the questions quickly without entirely derailing the thread; Yes they're legal and yes they can be dangerous if misused/combined with other drugs (they increase your heart rate - combined with viagra they can be lethal).
Zips, now there's a fastener you can rely on. They do have their ups and downs though. Velcro maybe? I can't stop giggling.
I'm not sure if you're joking mate, I certainly was, there's a ripping sound when you open velcro.sniper 55 wrote:Ahhh, I didn't know sorrry.sniper 55 wrote:Coincidentally the guy who invented velcro has just died.....RIP.Holomon wrote:Possibly one of the funniest threads here in a while!
Oh I'm hooked on velcro... Waits for groans....
I thought maybe I'd overstepped the mark a bit in view of the chaps death (I honestly didn't know) and I wouldn't have wanted to offend any of the family in case they stumbled across this thread.Deeps wrote: I'm not sure if you're joking mate, I certainly was, there's a ripping sound when you open velcro.
You're ok, he died 25 years ago or so. Funny that velcro is the one fastener that trouser flies are never made with...wonder why?sniper 55 wrote:I thought maybe I'd overstepped the mark a bit in view of the chaps death (I honestly didn't know) and I wouldn't have wanted to offend any of the family in case they stumbled across this thread.
The button ones were so much better than zips, I've bust about 3 or 4 in the last year, mosly just kneeling down, and I'm replacing them with heavy duty upholstery zips.Holomon wrote:You're ok, he died 25 years ago or so. Funny that velcro is the one fastener that trouser flies are never made with...wonder why?sniper 55 wrote:I thought maybe I'd overstepped the mark a bit in view of the chaps death (I honestly didn't know) and I wouldn't have wanted to offend any of the family in case they stumbled across this thread.