"Self Defence" Keychains

[preparedsurrey]

Sorry I did mean that last remark a bit tongue in cheek, should have added more Obviously if you were on your way to play snooker you could use your cue to much better effect

[Yorkshire Andy]

Sorry I did mean that last remark a bit tongue in cheek, should have added more Obviously if you were on your way to play snooker you could use your cue to much better effect

I got stopped a good few years back walking home from playing snooker bitterly cold winters night black scarf wrapped over my face hat pulled down low... and "a crow bar in my hand" (or so the copper thought as he bumped the police car onto the curb across the pavement in front of me )


Where have you come from?

"the club"?

What "club"

Ahh so your not a member?

even with the address of the place he still wasn't overly happy but i had genuinely been playing snooker with my grandfather

"why you covering your face?"

"Same reason you have the heater on full in the car"


he never did get out the car either

[Safety1st]

Kubotans are definitely illegal.

You've got the performer Darren Day to thank for that. Google him and Kubotans to find the story.

[Stasher]

Kubotans are definitely illegal.

You've got the performer Darren Day to thank for that. Google him and Kubotans to find the story.

No, no, no

They were listed as an offensive weapon, years before. I had a similar incident with a kubaton keychain and airport security I dunno, 15-20 years ago. I still reckon I could do more damage with a hairbrush handle.............