It's a small victory, but I'm going to claim it. I just cropped my first Rhubarb.
It has had ZERO love and attention, but at least I didn't kill it.
A bit scrawny and thin, but I reckon it just crowded itself. Critters have helped themselves to some of the leaves, which I just put to good use as a mulch around my onions.
Anyways.... Net outcome 400g of edible stalks. Would have cost £1.30 from Tesco or £2.40 from Ocado.
Oh. there was 3/4 of a small red strawberry, but I left that.