Winter Storage Question

[itsybitsy]

Can anyone remember what the OP was about? I can't...

[StephenLee]

Bulldogeagle - Thank you so much for your words of support, I will persevere with the Scottish accent and hopefully get to understand it. Then I will start on Devon and, please trust me when I say that I am not one of those who believe that Devon is Cornwall for those with no commitment.

RedDoe - "He means a wee willy" - Are you sure ? Whilst I do not doubt your scotchness, I am loathe to believe that Neil would be so cruel, but then again with his fragile showbiz ego ........... Right! What a b**t**d, I have just put my Coast Box set on eBay, No reserve, grab your selves a bargain.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

Nip round to his house and give him a Number 1 with the clippers. That'll teach him...

Hi Itsybitsy - I'm slightly worried about your suggestion that I nip round and give him a number 1 with the clippers, are you suggesting that I urinate on a celebrity ? I'm really not sure that this is the best approach and may be frowned on in polite society. Also clippers - is this a euphemism ?

You preppers are beginning to worry me.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

[bulldogeagle]

Bulldogeagle - Thank you so much for your words of support, I will persevere with the Scottish accent and hopefully get to understand it. Then I will start on Devon and, please trust me when I say that I am not one of those who believe that Devon is Cornwall for those with no commitment.



Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

stephen, I was brought up in Devon and have spent most of my life here(apart from 10 years in Glastonbury), my family is from Devon-going back for generations, and there is nowhere else i'd rather be, Cornwall is ok for the bucket and spade brigade, but there are too many incomers crammed into a small county.

[Red Doe]

RedDoe - "He means a wee willy" - Are you sure ? Whilst I do not doubt your scotchness,

yup, absolutely certain. I'm a born and bred Teuchter by the way ( highlander ) so nae doobt aboot it at a'

which begs the question, how does he know, har har har (sorry, evil laugh there )

[diamond lil]

I'm a second opinion and yes- wot she said !

[diamond lil]

Itsy, however, I cannot vouch for. She lives in a very odd place.

[preppingsu]

Bulldogeagle - Thank you so much for your words of support, I will persevere with the Scottish accent and hopefully get to understand it. Then I will start on Devon and, please trust me when I say that I am not one of those who believe that Devon is Cornwall for those with no commitment.

RedDoe - "He means a wee willy" - Are you sure ? Whilst I do not doubt your scotchness, I am loathe to believe that Neil would be so cruel, but then again with his fragile showbiz ego ........... Right! What a b**t**d, I have just put my Coast Box set on eBay, No reserve, grab your selves a bargain.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

Nip round to his house and give him a Number 1 with the clippers. That'll teach him...

Hi Itsybitsy - I'm slightly worried about your suggestion that I nip round and give him a number 1 with the clippers, are you suggesting that I urinate on a celebrity ? I'm really not sure that this is the best approach and may be frowned on in polite society. Also clippers - is this a euphemism ?

You preppers are beginning to worry me.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

OMG, I just don't know what to say....

[itsybitsy]

Clippers - HAIR clippers!!!

[StephenLee]

Clippers - HAIR clippers!!!

Ohh!! - Yes that seems more appropriate but, by god, you had me worried.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

[StephenLee]

Bulldogeagle - Thank you so much for your words of support, I will persevere with the Scottish accent and hopefully get to understand it. Then I will start on Devon and, please trust me when I say that I am not one of those who believe that Devon is Cornwall for those with no commitment.



Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee

stephen, I was brought up in Devon and have spent most of my life here(apart from 10 years in Glastonbury), my family is from Devon-going back for generations, and there is nowhere else i'd rather be, Cornwall is ok for the bucket and spade brigade, but there are too many incomers crammed into a small county.

Hi Bulldogeagle - 10 years in Glastonbury ? Gadzooks, could you not find the keys to your Berlingo ? Seriously though, you must have been terrified. Were you aware of your surroundings ? Did no one offer to help ? That's typical of today's 'me me me' culture. I can really understand your predicament, I got lost in Asda this morning between the Deli and World Foods trying to find Marmite.

Your love for Devon is apparent in the passionate way in which you write about it. I remember seeing the great Devon comedian Jethro who had the audience rolling in the aisles when he said that Jesus could not have been born in Devon as you could not find three wise men and a virgin. You are so lucky having Jethro, all we have up here is Jasper Carrot and Frank Skinner (Although I was always suspicious of his relationship with that Jewish boy). You mention your Other Half (OH - I'm begining to get the hang of this !!), I assume that your are only related by marriage - Another Jethro classic

Can I call you Bull ? Its easier than typing out Bulldogeagle over and over again and, to be honest, meaning no offence to any others on this board, I'm pretty sure that you are the only person who takes me seriously. I know that I an a poor, sad straight but I would appreciate it. I am happy for you to call me Steph (pronounced Steve - obviously) if you like.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee