my mum would probably beat me repeatedly over the head with it if i did!
never forget how the mothers day bucket of household cleaning stuff went down.......... (bucket with a bow tied on it filled with washing up liquid, disinfectant, glass cleaner, bleach, and the like all secured in place with jay cloths (under the jay cloths was hidden several bottles of her favorite wine and a full tin of Roses in the bottom of the bucket)
needless to say she wasn't initally impressed till my dad dragged her off the ceiling...
the industrial marrigolds, mop and bucket, the old style witches broom,and fire blanket for the kitchen all went down in similar fashion over the years.....
think she has abandoned all hope but for years as a kid she threatened me that father christmas would only be fetching me a sack of coal........
As for the histerics of giving my now sadly deceased grandma one of the full size witches brooms for Christmas in front of the entire family, the looks i got from my mum and aunt...... she had seen the one i got my mum for mothers day and said she wanted one.... then for her to say "thank-you very much you remembered that i wanted one!" and becon for a kiss the way only grandma's can do resulted in mass family hysterics