Winter Storage Question

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We want to know what he said about your hair... :mrgreen:


I really can not reveal what Neil Oliver said about my hair for reasons of propriety. Neil is a well respected academic and popular television broadcaster so it would be inappropriate of me to tarnish his image by repeating it.

In addition, Neil is very Scottish and sometimes when he lapses into his native accent I struggle to follow him. I have no real conception of what “the wee timerous contents of a sassenach's jock strap” is or means so I am assuming that it is not complimentary.

Stephen “Poor, Sad Straight” Lee
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StephenLee wrote: In addition, Neil is very Scottish and sometimes when he lapses into his native accent I struggle to follow him. I have no real conception of what “the wee timerous contents of a sassenach's jock strap” is or means so I am assuming that it is not complimentary.
Lil or Red Doe will be able to help you out with that! :mrgreen:
bulldogeagle

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itsybitsy wrote:
PS - Lil fancies him! :lol:

PPS - Neil Oliver, not BullDogEagle. Just to clarify.
good job too, she might have some problems with my OH if she did! :oops:
Red Doe

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“the wee timerous contents of a sassenach's jock strap”
He means a wee willy. :D
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I didny like to say :twisted:
Dutchie Delta

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We watch BBC with ceefax subtitles. Page 888.
Otherwise we'd not stand a chance in hell to understand our very favourite Rab C Nesbitt. Nor Neil Oliver. :mrgreen:
bulldogeagle

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if you watch it long enough you can understand both, if i can understand broad Devon dialect, Scottish dialect is a doddle :lol:
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RAOFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
StephenLee

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Bulldogeagle - Thank you so much for your words of support, I will persevere with the Scottish accent and hopefully get to understand it. Then I will start on Devon and, please trust me when I say that I am not one of those who believe that Devon is Cornwall for those with no commitment.

RedDoe - "He means a wee willy" - Are you sure ? Whilst I do not doubt your scotchness, I am loathe to believe that Neil would be so cruel, but then again with his fragile showbiz ego ........... Right! What a b**t**d, I have just put my Coast Box set on eBay, No reserve, grab your selves a bargain.

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StephenLee wrote:Bulldogeagle - Thank you so much for your words of support, I will persevere with the Scottish accent and hopefully get to understand it. Then I will start on Devon and, please trust me when I say that I am not one of those who believe that Devon is Cornwall for those with no commitment.

RedDoe - "He means a wee willy" - Are you sure ? Whilst I do not doubt your scotchness, I am loathe to believe that Neil would be so cruel, but then again with his fragile showbiz ego ........... Right! What a b**t**d, I have just put my Coast Box set on eBay, No reserve, grab your selves a bargain.

Stephen "Poor, Sad Straight" Lee
Nip round to his house and give him a Number 1 with the clippers. That'll teach him...